Chamorro Trollin'

Directed by Jordan Peele

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

LOL

I cannot b r e a t h e

Could I be warmer on the inside? Is that true?? 💀

update: fitness marshall has since inspired me to do my own home workout routine in which I lowkey lift and shake this ass

where is he b ? 😂

This is absolutely ridiculous

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

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