uhm.

As a English speaker learning French, this makes me feel a whole lot better about my skills.

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy. 

Freud (derogatory, 1923)

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i can’t name. i question if i’m real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

good morning to people who still use wired earphones only