(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

are u flirting with me through tumblr likes yes or yes

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

don't be mean to me in a way that doesn't turn me on are u crazy