Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

@jorality

In all my days I've never seen this in the wild.

That tweet about how brain worms weren’t even a top five worst thing to happen to a Kennedy’s brain except it’s the lobotomy pick and all the examples are Baru’s brain

happy pride month!! it's time to be GAY everyone 🏳️‍🌈❗

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

Card-carrying supervillain behavior. Love to see it.

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry