Granny is Pissed!

C'mon, you rude-ass cold bathroom! YOU'RE RUDE!!

I gotta take a HORRENDOUS shit! But I'm AFRAID!!

Colly-TONK it! Colly-cock FUCK it! End the project! END THE PROJECT RIGHT NOW! I'M GETTING TIRED OF IT!!

Herpes-mouth BITCH! NO! SHE HAD A HERPES-MOUTH!!

I don't think we're gonna be able to do that, as much as I'd like to...

Name: Tony. Workplace: My Toilet. Position: Shitter.

I keep finding roach guts under my carpet! I think the cat puts roaches under my carpet and then kills them with his FAT!!

Y'know, chuck roast? Wait. I don't like the word 'chuck' today. I'm gonna use the word 'fuck'! So, y'know fuck-roast? Fuck-roast is a tender cut of meat!

No, he's a PUKE! THAT GEORGE PUKE DIDN'T FIX MY PIZZA RIGHT!!

OH to the FUCK no!!

I'm a PATHETIC BITCH! SHIT, I put MYSELF down! I'm an OLD, PATHETIC BITCH!!

Me: "Some 'long food', huh?"

Every time I open the fridge, an angel loses its wings.

I bit my fuckin' LIPS, you ASSHOLE!!

We're so fucked up, any actors who try to play us in our movie's gonna RUIN THEIR CAREERS!

Me: "Go make me some pie!"

Yeah! That shit sounds like a TOWN!!