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C'mon, you rude-ass cold bathroom! YOU'RE RUDE!!

Mom

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I gotta take a HORRENDOUS shit! But I'm AFRAID!!

Mom

#been there done that #funny #quotes #bathroom #fear

Colly-TONK it! Colly-cock FUCK it! End the project! END THE PROJECT RIGHT NOW! I'M GETTING TIRED OF IT!!

Mom, after failing to fix her couch with shoe polish...

#rage #shoes #couch #wtf #funny #quotes #comedy #humor #project

Herpes-mouth BITCH! NO! SHE HAD A HERPES-MOUTH!!

Mom, at the FedEx lady for wildly ringing our doorbell.

#herpes #std #rage #doorbell #greetings #mail #funny #quotes

I don't think we're gonna be able to do that, as much as I'd like to...

Mom, after I suggested that we starve rather than spend money on food.

#shopping #starving #funny #quotes #comedy #humor #food

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Name: Tony. Workplace: My Toilet. Position: Shitter.

Me, on a dating site.

#dating #information #job #funny #quote

I keep finding roach guts under my carpet! I think the cat puts roaches under my carpet and then kills them with his FAT!!

Mom

#roaches #insects #pests #cata #funny #quotes #kill #fat

Y'know, chuck roast? Wait. I don't like the word 'chuck' today. I'm gonna use the word 'fuck'! So, y'know fuck-roast? Fuck-roast is a tender cut of meat!

Mom

#fuck #chuck #roast #meat #cooking #funjy #funny #quotes #wow

No, he's a PUKE! THAT GEORGE PUKE DIDN'T FIX MY PIZZA RIGHT!!

Mom, after dude forgot her extra cheese.

#pizza #food #rage #mom #puke #insults #funny #quotes

OH to the FUCK no!!

Mom, after I asked if she voted.

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I'm a PATHETIC BITCH! SHIT, I put MYSELF down! I'm an OLD, PATHETIC BITCH!!

Mom. Why, I don't even...

#insults #why #funny #quotes #pathetic

Me: "Some 'long food', huh?"

Mom: "YEAH! That food didn't last us long for SHIT!"

Me: "And NOW we're OUT!"

Mom: "...it was good, though."

Me: "Yeah! It was a little TOO good. NOW we're FUCKED!!"

#funny #quotes #food #starving #broke #hungry #humor #comedy

Every time I open the fridge, an angel loses its wings.

Me, about our empty refrigerator

#food #starving #broke #funny quote #comedy #humor

I bit my fuckin' LIPS, you ASSHOLE!!

Mom

#well then #rage #funny #quote #injury

We're so fucked up, any actors who try to play us in our movie's gonna RUIN THEIR CAREERS!

Me, about my family

#funny #quote #movies #acting #careers #family #dysfunction

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Me: "Go make me some pie!"

Mom: HEH. That'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL! Gotta be in a REAL GOOD MOOD to make a bitch some pie... Or DO I? "

Me: "..."

#WTF #pie #dessert #cooking #mood #funny #quote #conversation

Yeah! That shit sounds like a TOWN!!

Mom about "North West Kardashian"

#Kanye West #Kim Kardashian #funny #quote #comedy

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