Another Final Fantasy XIV Blog

The anthem of nonbinary FF14 players:

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the DRK jobquests”😳you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

people r saying the pranged role quests are the weakest and that’s probably true but to me they were worth absolutely everything bc the turali people are like ‘well, you’re a strong enough adventurer, maybe together we have a very slight chance of standing up to these people please help 🥺’ and then you go back to gyr abania and that one resistance person is like ‘Warrior of Light. Look at me-no no no, Look At Me. You Can Not Vaporize these petty thieves you’re going after. do you understand me. I need you at your worst grey parse. I want you to use the first button on your hotbar and NOTHING else. tell me you understand. you Can Not just fucking Vaporize these guys like you normally do.’

#ffxiv#meg plays ffxiv#ITS SO GOOOOD#the scions forget about it and erenville is like u#he’s having too much fun Just Watching people make assumptions#but bringing people from tural over to eorzea/othard is. so fucking funny.#turali people do Not Know What A WoL is#meanwhile every random person in eorzea is like oh yes my good friend the Walking Nuke. He helped me with a fetchquest once we love him :)