grrltastic

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot