growlethal

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

Two planes having kiss

Latios and Latias

i thought that said “latinos and latinas” and i was just going to accept it

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

Bruh I thought 2020 was done with the fuckery

the straight people are right for once

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

i dont know why but this makes perfect sense to me like i feel it on a genetic level

Everyone hating on the popcorn ceilings instead of literally everything else is valid that was truly the worst part of living there

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

……….I have an idea.

don’t we all