Esker Mordenthau

I'm sorry your brain fog is bad !!! :{ mine is less foggy and more just blurry, I was under anesthesia not many hours ago and I'm still feeling the effects but at least I'm home and have my partners and my service mon to help me out :} I get so weird in the head from my ghosts but I can't imagine how psychic stuff must be especially for you !!

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Lt Surge CANCELLED after controversial FAIRY TYPE DENIALISM remarks on the JOHTO ROGAN SHOW

A question for rotomblr. When you got your partners, how many of you got them from a lab as a set of three choices, from befriending a wild pokemon, or from a class with a partner pokemon included under tuition? And how many of you had troubles with your partner pokemon before making a connection? I've mentioned offhandedly, but part of my job is raising the starters you know and love so that they can be given to new trainers. Lately a new trend has been pokemon partners being assigned at private schools, and I'm wondering how many of you got yours when you started some classes, and how many of you had unorthodox partners!

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

FUCK YOU, LUMIOSE!!! If you're dumb enough to take out a loan this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to RUST SYNDICATE! Bad deals! Threats that make you break down! Yakuza! If you think you're going to pay off your debt to Rust Syndicate, you can KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your starters! Bring your Megas! Bring your legendaries! WE'LL POISON THEM! That's right, WE'LL POISON YOUR POKÉMON! Because at Rust Syndicate, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Rust Syndicate: home of CHALLENGE CLIMBING! That's right, CHALLENGE CLIMBING! How does it work? If you can climb a human ladder seven stories straight up and not fall off, you get to keep your kneecaps! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Key Stones off! Only at Rust Syndicate, the only lender that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you sign the contract, and you better not go back on our terms or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Rust Syndicate! Lumiose City's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the region of Kalos, GUARANTEED!!!

I think the Paldean League is just embarrassingly short-staffed and under-funded all the time and that's why things are the way they are. The gym challenge isn't publicized or ingrained into the public sector in the same way as places like Galar or Kanto so they're operating on a shoestring budget for literally everything. Penny could hack into the LP system easily because the entire thing was coded by Larry over a long weekend using his skills in Excel and a few dozen wikihow articles

Penny’s hacking was just walking into larry’s office when he’s out to lunch. his pc password is password1234

In the Pokémon universe there are people who refuse to believe Clefairy is a fairy type. You can show them all the evidence in the world and all the research papers proving it was incorrectly labeled a normal type prior to the discovery of the fairy type, but they won’t believe you. They will send out their clefairy into an incoming poison type move, watch it deal double damage, and still say it’s not super effective because when they were in pokéschool they learned that Clefairy is a normal type pokemon