how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner's kermit

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

Keep Dancing Baby…

trucks look so funny without their asses

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened. 

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Even though I'm vegetarian i shall reblog the Revenge Meatloaf™

As shall I

so tired of this constant demonization of sexy jewish werewolves

so it turns out this isnt what “sjw” means