Yo whats up?

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg