The Ducks, They Are Angry

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

Not every post can be a 10/10, but never underestimate the power of belabouring a 4/10 bit.

If you do it 10 times, it turns into a 4 bit.

If you do it 20 times, it turns into an 8 bit, and then you can cash in on the nostalgia factor.

If you do it five times, it turns into a 2 bit, which you can cash in for a shave and a haircut

this is me being grumpy in the summer heat but i think that access to shade is an accessibility/walkability/quality of life issue and i'm so serious about that

not to be graphic but i want to be wanted by somebody

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

sometimes i forget that i need to talk to my friends in order to talk to my friends