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i would love a fic where les amis are doing Liberal Leftist Infighting and enjolras is just sitting in the corner stroking his unregistered conceal-carry firearm

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modern au courfeyrac texts the group chat "hey, my friend is starting to get into leftist shit, can i bring him 2 the next meeting" and then shows up with marius, the biggest oldschool kennedy democrat of all time

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Raised in a house with a gigantic photo of Lyndon B Johnson in a gilded frame in the foyer

Marius getting to finally experience his first boyish crush at age 20 and doing it the worst anyone’s ever done it. Doing the equivalent of writing Mr. Marius Lanoire in his diary over and over and over and over again

#les mis letters #marius pontmercy

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Out of 27,924 Les Miserables works on AO3, Feuilly, a character who has 5 lines of dialogue in the book, one of which is the word "Yes," has 4,055 in which he is tagged. Together we can make that 4,056, when we collaborate on my passion project: Feuilly is Crushed by a Cart and is Not Saved by Valjean

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Feuilly opened his mouth, as if to say one of his five unique phrases, but what came out unfortunately did not qualify as dialogue due to the cart's unpleasant compression of his person. Jean Valjean watched impassively, nibbling on a turnip.

^my part

thelawsofdaylight

oooh a group project

Enjolras, his virgin lungs unimpeded by cart, bent next to his fellow man. "Feuilly, I revere you," said he. "You are about to die, that is to say to be crushed by this cart, here." Feuilly made no response. Jean Valjean carried on eating the turnip.

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well now i want more

Grantaire had attempted to fill the role of a jack, that is to say, Grantaire had fit the toe of his boot under the lip of the cart before he threw up his hands and declared all endeavours, including non-cart-related ones, hopeless. He settled his misshapen body against the cart in the style of a bohème leaning fashionably against a wall, and produced a bottle of eau-de-vie from his coat, the contents of which, we must note, may have one day been distilled from a fruit resembling the very turnip Valjean still gripped in one mighty yet idle hand.

#this was really good I think #I liked this

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modern au courfeyrac texts the group chat "hey, my friend is starting to get into leftist shit, can i bring him 2 the next meeting" and then shows up with marius, the biggest oldschool kennedy democrat of all time

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talks about the peace corps for 8 minutes until combeferre suplexes him into a table

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i wish marius got to live with his papa . i imagine him with a big lollipop and a little sailor suit.

modern au courfeyrac texts the group chat "hey, my friend is starting to get into leftist shit, can i bring him 2 the next meeting" and then shows up with marius, the biggest oldschool kennedy democrat of all time

#the moon landing. a small step for man that rendered america great.#america needs no moon to be great. america is great because it is #im gonna throw up i cant finish this bit

enjolras and combeferre are like sisters to me

can we just rewrite the entirety of les mis to make a production that sits well under 2 hours so that i dont have to hear jean valjean sing bring him home at mach 5 because one day more dragged for too long

thinkin about vampire grantaire again i think hes so insufferable about it. ohhh i am an unholy terrible creature of the night you should bind my wrists together and drag me out into the sun to die. and speaking of wrists would you present yours to me for just a second. no just for a second i just want to see them for no reason. pleaaaaaase im so thirsty. you hate me you hate me you hate m

#grantaire

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i puzzled over this for a long time.......and then i realised:

i have to ask: does. does this person somehow think...that javert and petit gervais are. the same person?

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upon reflection, my best guess is that they were listening to the audiobook on an accelerated speed. javert and gervais sound similar when you say 'em fast.

i still think this is fucking hilarious btw

jehan prouvaire: could this problem be solved by conducting a seance. could this problem be made worse by conducting a seance. guys lets do a seance

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THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

i like how hapgood gives up on adding the extra u to gueulemer halfway through the brick. fuckkk im exhausted its guelemer now

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