An Absolute Unit

Im feeling absolutely huge right now. Like a fucking giant, a big fucking giant. Someone bring me my club, my big club that I use to smush helpless little cars.

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

@unhelpfultarot

can't believe i have to be the bigger person when bridges are so flammable

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

GET UP CUNT. IT IS THURSDAY.

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks