grog

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I look like a beatles member except if the beatles were an emo band in 2005

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

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