Someone Else's Story

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

This post is just multiple punches to the face

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

What the heck why not

Give me the DOOT DOOT

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

im sorry i have to know

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

Curiosity over powered me today.

same ^^^^^^^

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post

Give it to me bitches

Excuse me? Still waiting 😅

I GOT IT!!

is it fr?

IT WORKS?!

;-;

hey i’d like a doot doot please :D

I want a doot doot now.. °^°

Doot doot fuels my soul

I wanna test this out

What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐

send doot 😩✋

:O

The ongoing doot doot thread-

GIVE ME THE DOOT

Gimme

Gib doot

doot doot

give me the doot doot you cowards

SURRENDER THE DOOT

GIVE IT TO ME

Yes give me the doot

I want a doot doot😁

This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot

Thank god I'm gay because honestly... women

Side point: for the last time, just because they didn’t kiss doesn’t mean it was queerbaiting

THIS