Constant on-going ramblings and obsessions

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Shout out to Bill Potts. Underrated companion. A black woman, a lesbian, fell in love with a sentient puddle, had a date interrupted by the literal pope, ran away with the afformentioned sentient puddle. No one is doing is quite like her.

The Wilds, we still talk about you. The Wilds, please come back. The Wilds, can you hear me? Hello?? Please come back, The Wilds.

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

damn for all that MI6 refuses to give alex rider a gun this kid is DETERMINED to kill every book’s major villain with some insane macgyver-style incident. ‘oh you’re too young for a gun’ are we sure. bc otherwise he’s gonna send a snowmobile into some guy’s midair helicopter or push him out of a taxiing plane with a drink cart. ‘killing is not for children’ well he’s pretty damn good at it and trust he WILL find a way!!

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-