Anime has taken over my life

I just fried a perfect set of eggs

Don’t know about anyone else but I would personally like to hear Gordon Ramsey’s take on those eggs

Gordon Ramsay: evan, is it? Me: yes chef GR: do you make fried eggs often? Me: yes chef, I make them at home all the time GR: well I have to honest with you…it shows! Me: *dramatic sigh or relief* GR: these eggs are fantastic. A perfect over easy. Flawlessly cooked whites, paired with the buttery runny yolk make an absolutely perfect combination. A combination so good that not even boris johnson, mayor of London and champion of the referendum to split the UK from the EU, would want to split these two prefect components up. Job well done evan, and thank you for your time

is this neko atsume

yes