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They call it the big apple cause it has the same amount of bugs you'd expect to find on a big apple

I'm logged into Tumblr for the first time in years and it's nice to see a lot of my old posts still doing numbers. This used to be the most important place on the internet for me and if I never check it again I am eternally grateful for the people I met here

I've thought about Marianne Williamson every day since I found out who she was. I feel like she could take a staff and stiffly tap one end against my forehead and solve all the problems in my mind and soul

The garlic press is truly the most pitiful of all kitchen tools

I wish I could play all the mail man parts of death stranding and make someone else sneak past the ghosts. I'm also terrifird of the open ocean so every time i respawn i throw up a little bit