Always Private Anatomy

@moritzstiefel

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

no shade but sky high is the most iconic supermovie of all time…. avengers who???? x-men what????? nothing will top that legendary scene with plant queen layla

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

IM SO ANGRY AT VIOLIN RN I HATE DOUBLE STOPS SO MUCH ESP OCTAVES IM GONNA GO EAT MY VIOLIN BYE

IT’S WORSE ON THE VIOLA ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE SMOL SMOL FINGERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN WE SWITCH MY FINGERS ARE TOO STRETCHED FOR THIS I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY PLAYING 11THS SAVE ME

IF UR WILLING TO READ THE ALTO CLEF AND CARRY A SLIGHTLY BIGGER INSTRUMENT ON UR SHOULDERS BE MY GUEST

YES PLEASE VIOLA IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE OK I LOVE VIOLAS SO MUCH LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD ME SHOULD’VE PLAYED VIOLA INSTEAD

OK BUT I LOVE VIOLAS??? I HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH IT