GreyLilPlum

Opening a dark fountain at a Joanne Fabrics would’ve fucked so hard

This is gender essentialist as fuck but it feels like powerscaling is what men do instead of shipping.

Can we like, make watchmojo a lolcow instead of another autistic trans woman?

If my nemesis can keep moving forward knowing people hate his guts, so can you.

I wonder if I could teach the local crows to poop on cybertrucks

I hope someday my writing is subversive enough that the New York post tries to dox me.

Never thought I’d see a trend featuring Sabbaton’s “The Last Stand” that didn’t feel vaguely dog-whistly, but a crusade against the soulless AI is something I can get behind.

Cast protective magic on your local barista, they’ve brought the unicorn thing back.

I’d scroll tumblr on my phone a lot more if it didn’t bombard me with draft kings pops every time my finger diverts an single centimeter off course

This feels like such a boomer ass complaint but why don’t restaurants have cherry cola anymore

How do genderfluid people know whether to put a little dirt under their pillow for the dirt man or not?

Old people are scared of energy drinks to such a degree you’d think they were cocaine.