There Is Some Grey In This Whey

20 year anniversary

Faggy is such a darling word thank you language for giving us this

giving up on art for ever. does any one want to have sex

tsk… tumblr is useless to me

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

The unholy trinity.

i hate you all except you spray can of sprite im okay with you existing

This is how they feed you in hell

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

I fucking hate smart technology bro I’m so fucking sick of it

"I'm in my joking era" - The Joking, batmam

Look at my post boy

taking a pen apart is like sex

I’m at a gay bar rn but the only fucking butch in sight is one of the bar tenders and I’m holding onto them like a fucking piece of driftwood and I’m rose from thee titanic