Kate, she/her, fandom old person (yes, really old). Mostly here for CoD MW these days but some old favourite fandoms might pop up from time to time. Mainly a fic writer, occasional artist, mostly harmless.
Thought I'd better edit my pinned post to be a bit more welcoming 😊 My bio tells you everything you need to know about me. Not kidding about being old. Begins with a 4. That's all I'm saying. I don't have a DNI. Interact away. Ask box open, DMs open, just don't be a dick. I queue all fandom posts so if it looks like I'm not reblogging new posts, I am and they'll pop out in a couple of months, depending on queue frequency. It's fun that way! Also I regularly forget if I've queued a post or not so I queue it twice 😂
So, without further waffle, here is my fic master list. The Tumblr links go to a detailed master list of fics for that fandom. So I suppose this is more of a fic tree? Anyway.
Currently writing for
Call of Duty (Ghost/Soap and Nik/Price) - AO3 and Tumblr
Previously written for
Teen Wolf (Stiles/Derek) - AO3 and Tumblr
Haven (Nathan/Duke and Threegulls) - AO3
Everybody Wants Some (Mac and Cheese) - AO3
All my fics, including some fandoms not mentioned because I've only written 1 fic for them - AO3
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"This might be the stupidest thing you've dragged me to yet," Ghost pulls into an empty space at the back of the parking lot. A strip mall lays out in front of them. A brewery and a nail salon bookend their destination.
"Aw, come on," Soap grins, "Gaz swears they've got great tea and-"
"I don't fancy my tea full of cat hair." Ghost shoots back before putting the truck in park.
Soap hops out like a kid going to a candy store, while Simon pockets the keys in his jacket and looks to the passenger seat. "Phone."
Soap looks back at the seat, seeing his cracked phone sitting on the seat where it had fallen out of his jeans. He rolls his eyes, annoyed by his own forgetfulness, tucking it into his back pocket. "I dinnae what I'd do without ye, LT."
"You'd miss a lot more phone calls, that's for sure." Ghost mutters, trailing a few steps behind Soap and scanning the parking lot. Ghost can already see the furry beasts behind the glass, tails swishing and soft meows can be heard from outside.
A chiming bell signals their entry to The Smitten Kitten Cat Cafe, Ghost was expecting to be assaulted with the smells of stale cat piss and old fur- but it's the smell of coffee that catches his attention instead. Good coffee. As soon as they enter, a tuxedo cat stands from its perch on a window sill and stretches before curling back up in a new spot.
A lanky young man stands at the hostess podium, looking up from his work with a smile.
"Hello! Table for two?"
Soap nods, doing his best not to swivel his head around and start cooing at all the cats. "Aye, somewhere by the windows if ye got it."
The host smiles and nods, taking two menus from under the stand and directing them towards a corner table by the window. The corner promises sunlight later in the day, but is pleasantly warm and situated near a large boxed off area with several cats snoozing. The felines don't look up as the pair sit, used to humans being around. The cafe is relatively quiet today, not many visitors on a Tuesday afternoon. Most people would be at work, but Soap was determined to take Ghost out on the few days of reprieve they get after a mission.
"I'll be your waiter today, we're a little short staffed. Can I get you some waters to start?"
"Coffee. Black." Ghost cuts in, ignoring the pointed look from Soap. So called civilian skills were not Ghost's expertise, but he begrudgingly adds, "And waters. Thanks."
"Aye, and bring us two of those blueberry muffins I spied on the way in as well." Soap adds with a prize winning grin.
Ghost's eyes flicker towards a chirping orange cat on a tall cat tree. The large fiery cat swats downward off the edge of its perch to hit the black cat who is curled up in a hanging basket. The black cat, clearly annoyed after several pats, quietly hisses at the orange one before jumping off the cat tree and moving towards a covered pillow bed shaped like a shark.
"Is s'posed to be fun, Si." Ghost shoots Johnny a look promising much worse than cat scratches if the Scot uses his birth name in public again, but he allows the man to take his hand until the waiter brings back the coffees. Soap points out the kitten curled up under its mother in the corner of the box, another tuxedo cat zooming across the wooden track along the top of the wall, but Ghost's eyes keep finding the orange and black cat.
The black cat, having been harassed again by the orange cat, has retreated to the top ledge of a cat tree made to look like a series of cardboard boxes. The orange cat has accepted he cannot reach the black cat and instead bumps his head under the ledge, the black cat grumbling every time he's shifted slightly by a particularly hard thump.
When Ghost's eyes turn back to his coffee, Soap has his chin on his hand, brows raised in a smug victory. "Careful, LT. Almost saw a smile."
Ghost huffs, taking a swig of the surprisingly good brew, "Not a smile. Wondering if we're about to witness a cat fight."
Soap looks over, seeing the black cat has now stood up and leaned its head down to the orange cat, eyes closing every time the orange cat bops it on its forehead. Despite the swipes aimed at its face, the orange cat is unperturbed and continues to play fight with the black cat.
Before Soap can assure Ghost that's how cats play and it's fine, the black cat jumps down and bites a swiping paw, only letting go when the orange cat yowls and scurries off. The black cat then settles back on the top perch, eyes watching the room. Ghost could swear those yellow eyes connect with his for a beat longer than an animal should allow.
"Sorry about that, those two are always getting into it." The waiter laughs, refilling their coffee and taking Soap's empty plate.
"Shouldn't ye seperate them? So they dannae get hurt?" Soap asks, eyes narrowing at the black cat.
The waiter shakes his head, "Trust me, we tried. They're a bonded pair."
Ghost looks up at the waiter, mulling this information over. "How? The black one clearly hates the orange one."
The waiter glances over to the black cat snoozing while the orange cat sits in a box, licking his bitten paw. "They were found together as strays, must've spent some time on the streets together. Oh, here, take a look-"
A calico female walks over to the orange one, sniffing at the slight tang of blood in the air as the orange cat pauses with its rough tongue halfway down its paw. In less than a heartbeat, the black cat jumps nearly ten feet down to land beside the orange cat with a growl at the calico. The orange cat continues treating its wound while the black cat stalks back and forth, warding off the calico with a hiss.
"Oh," Soap looks back to the waiter, "Frenemies then?"
The waiter nods, "Something like that."
Ghost can't tear his eyes away from the orange cat makes room for the black cat in the box who curls around him protectively. "They got names?"
"Black one is Specter, orange one is named Suds- he hates a bath. Mostly because it means being seperated from Specter for the duration."
Ghost's eyes squeeze shut as he scratches at his forehead, already seeing where this was going. He can feel Soap's wide eyes boring through his mask, the Scot speaking through a toothy smile, "Aye? Why Specter then?"
"Because he only makes noise when around Suds. We thought he might have a vocal chord issue at first, but he really only trusts Suds to hear what he's got to say."
The two men leave a few hours later with two cats, several recommendations for boarding, and a large bag of supplies.
Suds' new collar is black with skulls. Specter's is a bright blue.
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Getting dragged into Scotland for a 60-something woman's birthday isn't Simon's idea of fun, but they're lucky enough for Johnny to go home for his mum's birthday, and he likes Mary too much to deny her a visit with her son.
So, he finds himself sitting on a couch in a cramped living room with a room temperature whisky in hand, watching Mamma Mia, of all things. Simon doesn't hate the movie, but it's far from his first choice. He'd nip out for a fag if that didn't mean trampling over several mini MacTavish's as he tries to escape the house.
He doesn't expect, during the admittedly enjoyable performance of Slipping Through My Fingers, to see Johnny tucked under his mother's arm as she uses her free hand to wipe her eyes.
When Mary's familiar blue eyes, rimmed with tears, meet his own, she offers him a grateful smile and rests her chin on Johnny's head.
"S'jist gid tae huv him back hame."
Simon has to fight back laughter when Johnny's face flushes scarlet, and the sergeant tries, half heartedly, to escape his mother's grip with an embarrassed, "Mum, c'mon."
There's nothing funny about the sinking feeling in his chest when Mrs MacTavish reaches out to nudge his shoulder and mutters, "S'gid tae see you anaw, son."
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Simon will stand like he’s been made of stone and stay like that for hours on end, not even an environmental catastrophe could move him. The complete opposite to Johnny who simply cannot stay still for the life of him (when not on missions), bouncing in the balls of his feet or draped across the nearest person as he yammers away.
In meetings he’s fidgeting with a pen as he pays attention to the person speaking as Ghost looks like a statue that was made on the chair and had been there for over a decade. In the mess hall Soap’s leg is jiggling up and down when he chows down on the fairly edible food they’ve been served that day, the mountain of a man next to him, methodically picking at it, every movement calculated and precise.
Soap fidgets when they're alone in Ghost's room as he polishes his knives, twiddling his pencil between his fingers as he tries to figure out what to sketch. His eye lands on the man clad in black before him, meticulously cleaning his blades until they shine. The lead carves into the paper and the quiet scritch of the tip fills the otherwise silence of the room. If Ghost notices him looking up at him every few seconds, he doesn't comment on it.
The only time Johnny is still is when he is grounding Simon from his memories, when everything gets too much. He sprawls across him like a dog trying to comfort his owner, murmuring soft reassurances when Simon can bear the noise. He keeps watch after manhandling him into bed knowing that's the only way Ghost will allow himself to at least lay down. Johnny finds himself idly petting the man's forearm as his gaze flicks around the room, taking note of the few things (all practical and not decorative) reside alongside Ghost. There's not much he can see in the murky darkness of the room but he can make out a stack of books on the top of the wardrobe. Maybe he'll check them out in the morning and read them so he can talk about them with Ghost, but for now, he'll watch his six until he feels ready to face the world again.
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