Grey Parade

I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.

Shit

ppl who try their best to look good on the first day of school have it all wrong you gotta look average for the first couple of days cause no matter what ur gonna blend in with everyone trynna look their best and then once ppl run out of their new cute clothes BAM you smack em straight in the face w your best dressed hot Lookin self and everyone’s like woAH

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Oh God

i jokingly told my friend i was planning on hooking up with him today since he couldn’t hang out and now  he thinks i am serious and is planning on hooking up with me no thank you’re below my seriously low standards

whats up with the bold font

what bold font

do u ever just think back to when u had 1 follower and a shitty url started from the bottom now we’re here