sloan

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

it's thousand yard stare summer

my elderly neighbor is explaining a meme to me and he opened with “so have you ever seen the series of images”

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god