GREGGS LIFE

I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

it would be so awesome if one day we went back and finally finished that cool elephant sculpture we started at chernobyl

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask