how strange it is to be anything at all

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

happy first day of pride everyone

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Season 16 of Supernatural should be a porno

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved