Jabber definitely has a lab where makes all of his own drugs and poisons, but he also makes all his own hair and skin care products. He probably personally creates his own jewellery polish, too, like he is not trusting anyone else to treat him and his girl right.

Will probably realized he was getting hard from being covered in blood and staring at Hannibal also covered in blood so he panicked and threw them both off the cliff before Hannibal would notice

okay, so, everyone is writing fanfiction about how post-fall, hannigram lived happily ever after, but i wanna know what happened before that, you know? like i think after they fell, they struggled to find shelter for the night where they wouldn't be found, and when they did, will tried to kill hannibal one more time because he was under so much stress and was very frustrated, but instead of choking hannibal out like he intended to, they ended up agressively making out. que the cutting of bedelias leg and a flight to cuba. bang.

Prim & proper raised Zanka who was promised to be betrothed before he was even able to walk to another family of a powerful title to increase the Nijuku status, and thus has had it ingrained in his mind that any act of premarital intimacy is sinful- years later is on the verge of something with Jabber & he wants to so badly but cannot shake the tradition so right before they’re about to kiss or anything can actually happen he blurts out “You have to marry me”