When they say the weather is, for example, "35° F but feels like 31° F", how do they determine that? It feels like 31° F to whom? What do the plants feel? Are they taking damage because it "feels like" it's below freezing, or are they ok?

Have you ever seen the declaration of independence? John Hancock's signature is not that big. There was enough room for everyone else to sign just as big as he did. Why didn't they? Were they pranking him?

Thinking about the guy who speedran Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the wii while blindfolded again.

Making pills round and oval, the rolliest of shapes, is a plot by big pharma to sell more medicine after you lose half of it when it rolls under the fridge

Do you remember that art set you were given as a kid? The pastels, didn't know what they were for exactly, but goddamn if they weren't incredible to look at. So bright but so elegant. Tantalizing. Forbidden fruit.