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One of the earliest moments Ilya and the Centaurs shared that cemented their eternal platonic soulmate friendship:
Staff member: Well,I'm sure HR and financial already went through everything important with you - travel expenses, dental plan -
Ilya*trying his damndest to be professional and not to make the obvious reference*
Bood,spying from the half open players' lounge door: Dental plan? Dental plan!
Barrett,reflexively,spot on Marge Simpson impression: Lisa needs braces!
Dykstra: Dental plan...
Chouinard: Lisa needs braces!
Dillon: Dental plan...
Wyatt Hayes: Lisa needs braces!
Bood: Dental plan...
Ilya: Lisa needs braces!
*all cackling*
Ilya and the Centaurs:
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Way down the line, when they're leading Ottawa to another Stanley Cup, Ilya gets slammed too too hard by some eager new player. He's knocked unconscious and Shane practically flies from the box to the ice, watching as the EMTs intervene and carry him out on a stretcher.
Yuna goes in the ambulance with Ilya โ Shane can't get out of his skates fast enough to run over in time, so he drives a few minutes behind them โ and she calls Shane to keep him updated. It's fine, it's all fine, Ilya is already semi conscious and talking to them both. Shane's mind goes to all of the worst places anyway.
They lose service when they get in the elevator, but Yuna still sends out a text message with the room number. Shane speeds faster and then bolts through the hospital.
When he finally sees Ilya, minutes later, already in a blue hospital gown and connected to an IV but conscious and beaming up at him, Shane breaks into tears.
"Don't cry, solnyshko," Ilya says. "Come here," he holds out the hand that's free from the needles and Shane takes it.
"I have something important to ask you," Ilya tells him. It suddenly feels so serious. Shane's heart drops.
"Will you come to my cottage this summer?" Ilya says in a sing-songy voice, using his best Canadian accent. "Don't go to Russia. Come to my house, we'll have so much fun..."
Shane laughs. "You remember that?"
"Every fucking word."
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ilya is having sex with shane in all of his sports cars to decide which one heโs gonna take with him to ottawa cus the car where shane hits his strongest orgasm will be the winner. when it finally happens, shane is totally worn out, panting hard with his head against the glove box and ilya is kissing his back while caressing along his stomach and sometimes grabbing his chest and he goes โso this is the winner, yes?โ and they both let out a breathless laugh and ilya pulls shane so that his back is against ilyaโs chest and he asks โwanna go again?โ and shane just shakes his head and ilya goes โno? did i wear out my baby?โ and shane nods and ilya kiss behind shaneโs ear and gently pats his head and goes โletโs go back inside then im gonna shower you and tuck you into bed and kiss you goodnightโ and shane just nods again, completely spent and ilya lifts him up just enough to finally pull out and they both groan at the sensitivity and then ilya gets out of the car and lift shane up in bridal style to carry him back inside, ready to shower him and put him to bed
Part 2 of the "Haasy and the Soccer Star" micro fanfic
Before Haasy leaves to help out at the hockey camps for the summer, he sheepishly gifts the other man a cute Canadian moose and Centaurs keychain pendants,and a Swiss Saint Bernard mini plush as good luck tokens.
Rudy Morgenthaler,the Swiss national soccer star striker,and Haasy, immediately start chatting daily over socials,and encrypted messaging apps. About everything and nothing. Haasy cheering Rudy on, sharing cute,funny stories from camp. Rudy sharing stories about his team's antics. They talk about art, music, movies, board games,video games, and ttrpgs, comic books,literature,the ups and downs and pressures of professional athlete life, mental health, theater,fitness,opinions and personal thoughts - really just everything.
The first texts Rudy sends Haasy are pics of the pendants proudly displayed on his player's lanyard, and multiple pics of the Saint Bernard plush, affectionately christened Urs (a formerly widely popular Swiss German male given name, given in honor of a Saint, which is now considered quite antiquated, derived from Latin "ursus" meaning bear), in various locations - Rudy's locker stalls,on stadium benches,at training "holding" Rudy's water bottle, peeking out of Rudy's bag, chilling in hotel rooms, even one posed on their side's goal line (much to everyone else's amused befuddlement) etc
Neither of them can keep their texting and rapidly deepening mutual crush under wraps for long since they are both surrounded by nosy,if well meaning, wildly supportive teammates, and friends.
They don't stop texting even as Rudy's team makes it the furthest it ever has - the semi-finals then after a rough match that went to penalties a historic but personally devastating 2nd place -,and Haasy flies home to Zurich for the rest of summer break. They talk a lot about Rudy's feelings on the loss, homesickness, team dynamics, Haasy's anxiety, and what Haasy is up to at home - Haasy even shyly shares some of the art he's working on with an amazed Rudy.
Both eventually realize that there will be a small window where their schedules both have them back in Switzerland at the same time. They both really want to meet but panic about it.
Rudy doesn't want Haasy to feel obligated, doesn't want to come on too strong,isn't sure whether Haasy is interested in him romantically/returns his feelings and how to feel that out without ruining their blossoming friendship etc.
While Haasy is terrified of whether his feelings are requited, of how much he already feels for Rudy even though they haven't known each other for very long, how complicated falling in love with someone who lives so far away from Canada etc.
It takes a ridiculous amount of meddling and counseling by their respective support systems to get them to communicate.
Well,kind of. Rudy chickens out of the "define the relationship and is this a romantic date"-parts at the last second,much to his overly invested team mates' disappointment,but does ask Haasy if he'd like to meet when he's back in Switzerland.
Haasy panics over how to respond,then when his equally overly involved siblings,Swiss friends,the Centaurs' group chat, as well as his reasonably supportive mom (who got the "this is hypothetical" CliffNotes version for the time being), manage to talk him down from that,and he responds with a yes, he moves on to worry about what to wear and do and how not to be weird on a not-a-date hangout with someone who is definitely just a friend.
Rudy is ecstatic Haasy agreed and is looking forward to spending time with him but is driving his teammates nuts with his nervous energy.
Cue the cute "gearing up for the note-a-date" montage๐๐๐ฅฐ
Rudy:
Rudy's team, first reaction:
Haasy:
The Cens to Haasy:
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Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors. Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself. // Hannibal 1.05: Coquilles
Harris do his best as always
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Uhhhh Louisโs transformation I guess
Harris has his hockey boys film some soccer content for the off season, in the spirit of Canada hosting the World Cup (just Canada in their universe - I'm a biased Canadian,sorry,just let me dream).
Hanging with Team Canada,doing some easy soccer drills,seeing some of the braver soccer stars try skating and shooting a puck,letting the Europeans and whoever else wants to try show off some juggling, and shots on goal. A light hearted soccer trivia quiz for a Centaurs intercut with a hockey quiz for the soccer players. A tongue in cheek "fouls in soccer vs hits in ice hockey" sketch etc.
It turns out Haasy is a big soccer fan,and freaking amazing at juggling. His mom sent some adorable pics of baby Haasy kicking a soccer ball,in oversized jersey, fan scarf and hat,beaming gap toothed,sitting on his equally decked out dad's shoulders,with his just as dressed up siblings,cheering at a game,just for the video. Both the Centaurs and the Internet collectively melt over the sheer cuteness of baby Haasy. Much to the poor kid's unending horror,and suffering. He knows Sims can die from mortification but he feels like he's about to find out if humans can too. To be honest he'd welcome it at this point. Please no one look directly at him for the next month or two. And he was so happy that his parents immediately adored Ilya from the moment they met. Oh how naive he was *dramatic sigh* (he's mostly kidding but also ๐ฅบ please be nice to him he's very stressed)
In all the playoffs and Cup winning madness Haasy and the team then completely forget about the whole thing. Until Haasy gets an official invite by Team Switzerland to attend one of their matches,and come hang out with their team.
Team Switzerland's star striker happens to be a big hockey fan,and more precisely a big Haasy fanboy. He also happens to be a great guy,wickedly handsome, and bisexual. Haasy has a really nice time but unlike the entire Internet,and the Centaurs groupchat, he fails to pick up on the guy's blatant flirting immortalized in the widely shared,cute social media content of the entire thing.
He doesn't even catch on when the guy takes him out to dinner,complete with walking Haasy up to his hotel room door like a gentleman.
Haasy doesn't realize until he arrives at the hockey camps to help out. Mostly because the Centaurs,and Bears won't let him live it down the entire time - lovingly, of course.
Then he flies home and has to get ribbed some more about it by his siblings๐
Don't worry about Haasy though,soccer guy and him exchanged numbers and follow each other on socials- contrary to popular belief this shy,anxious bottom isn't actually a virgin,he'll be okay๐
Ilya,Bood,Troy,Dykstra,Chouinard,Dillon and the rest are torn between being proud cheerleaders,and overprotective busy bodies. Shane is more concerned with making sure they aren't getting too involved.

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I personally don't think Hollanov,and the Centaurs in general (as a whole) would ever do the "no sex during the playoffs" nor the "no shaving during the playoffs" superstitions.
Would they have their own superstitions and rituals? Oh for sure!
But I just don't believe for a second Shane and Ilya would stop fucking for that long when neither of them has ever seen a shred of credibly provable evidence that the whole playoff season celibacy thing produces any more than cranky,distracted team mates instead of more intense,and better play. Those two can't keep their hands off of each other,if anything they are convinced they play better the more they fuck. You can't tell me they don't have at least one weird sex based playoffs ritual - like Shane teaches Ilya some mizuhiki so they can incorporate decorative ones into their shibari sessions just before they head into the playoffs, or there is some sex toy or scene that's "lucky" if they use it/play it out or something๐ค๐๐
I think Shane and Ilya would need and cherish the release of a scene, or even just lazily fucking in their hotel shower before tenderly washing each other,to calm down and come back into balance after these highly charged, physically,and psychologically draining games.
Stress relief is a good, much healthier option, friends. Whether that's achieved via sex or meditation or whatever else works for the person in question is irrelevant. As long as it's neither harmful to themselves or anyone else, nor otherwise destructive or dangerous, it's all good.
Of course,having said that,I can only imagine some sports journalists probing Centaurs era Hollanov for their clearly incredibly successful playoff season strategies,only for Ilya to have to fight for his life so he doesn't burst out cackling since he'd probably get into trouble with Harris,and their publicists again if he told them that their secret weapon is lots of kinky gay sex. Meanwhile Shane is having the same thought and accompanying images stuck in his mind, and has to deliver his usual media trained spiel with a beet red head๐