Aug 13
One of the earliest moments Ilya and the Centaurs shared that cemented their eternal platonic soulmate friendship:
Staff member: Well,I'm sure HR and financial already went through everything important with you - travel expenses, dental plan -
Ilya*trying his damndest to be professional and not to make the obvious reference*
Bood,spying from the half open players' lounge door: Dental plan? Dental plan!
Barrett,reflexively,spot on Marge Simpson impression: Lisa needs braces!
Dykstra: Dental plan...
Chouinard: Lisa needs braces!
Dillon: Dental plan...
Wyatt Hayes: Lisa needs braces!
Bood: Dental plan...
Ilya: Lisa needs braces!
*all cackling*
Ilya and the Centaurs:
#dumb hockey boys#idiots bonding#team as family#brought to you by an episode of no rolls barred board game club#ottawa centaurs#ottawa centaurs team ensemble#nonsense#shenanigans#ilya rozanov#zane boodram#troy barrett#wyatt hayes#evan dykstra#nick chouinard#tanner dillon#heated rivalry#heated rivarly fanfic#heated rivalry headcanon#humor#game changers series
