"the star of the show has arrived!"

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Hello! it is moi, Shadow milk cookie! Greatest jester on earthbread! Ask me questions, perhaps one of you imbecile cookies might be of great use to me! anyways who am I kidding! you're probably at the edge of your seat, amirite? Let the show BEGIN!

RULES!!!:

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◇ I do not tolerate disrespect! You think you can berate I? Shadow Milk cookie? Beast of deceit? Former cookie of knowledge? NEVER!!

♤ The audience does not tolerate bitter truths either! (Looking at you, Silly vanilly) Sweet lies are what keeps earthbread running! Without them, cookies would worry too much, and their world would turn into a, oh so sad soap opera and their brains into a worried mush of thoughts! We cant have that, hmm?

☆ any 'vanilla' related cookies are NOT!!! allowed here, after that foolish, SENILE! Gnat tricked me, and insisted i was lonely? HA! Lonely? Hello? Beast of deceit here, and I think we might have found a even bigger liar than i!

OOC:

Hii!! Mod @voxxxlol here ^_^ my characterizing might not be the best, apologies. Main ship here is shadowvanilla but i am tots fine with other ships!

Pure vanilla blogs r free to interact btw ignore what he said hes jst bitter /SILLY

mod kins shadow milk cookie! he is me, I am him.

this blog can be used as both a ask, and rp blog! OOC text will be pink like rn. also btw keep in mind that the mod behind this blog is a MINOR!! DONT BE TOO WEIRD, also mod goes by vox,, anyways cya! Have fun asking

Whatever. Don't think of it too much, old fool.

Just.... show me around, i suppose.

It'll get easier to get you to trust me and make me get the soul jam as quickly as possible then. Foolish, foolish gnat. Curse you. I wonder how badly i could break you again.

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No! I recruited them, silly! Hehehehe! Or atleast Black sapphire cookie. (Candy Apple Cookie never needed convincing!) Before he was filling his head with oh-so silly purity, blah blah blah! Now he's corrupted by the result of his own pride!

Rumor says that Candy Apple Cookie was born from his first lie. But hey! I mean its just a rumor after all! Believe what you want to, not like i care. Fill your head with marvelous lies if you wanna! hehehehe!

What do you think you’d look like as a dragon? (not using your transformation abilities of course)

Thank you for giving me a sliver of your time and I’ll be sure to show you the finished product when it gets done! See you soon!

I gift you a cat made of deceit.

PET IT, OR I WILL MAKE YOU GET PERIOD CRAMPS /j

KITTY!!! MADE OF LIES TOO? OH THIS IS A SILLY, SILLY LITTLE SPECIMAN! HEHEHEHE!

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Fine, I accept your oh so-witless offer at a friendship, or a truce. Don't think too much of it. Your kindness will be the death of you, foolish half cookie.

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Yes, you're right dear marionette. Acting 'better' should be easy enough! Its my forte after all, y'know what i mean? Hehehehe!

The soul jam has, and will always be mine. That foolish, PESKY! Gnat filled it up with truth and compassion. And I will take it back to the Original owner, I! Myself! Me! Beast of deceit, Shadow milk cookie!

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..Hmm. You're right. It really could be a direct ticket to the soul jam? Couldnt it? I know that pesky gnat is lying to me, but i could get my Soul jam back afterall. I just need to play my cards right! And get him all... vulnerable, eugh. And then take it when he's caught off guard, bravo!

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But do what you want. Avoid and drown in your lies. I couldn’t care less. As long as you’re still entertaining, do what you want. Just keep entertaining us :)

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.. OF COURSE HE'S UNBEARABLE TO BE AROUND! I, Shadow Milk cookie do not need anyone! not one cookie! I'm perfectly fine on my own!!!! Curse you!!!