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Floortime 😋😋 one of the girlies for

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adrian is learning!

FORK in one hand KNIFE in the other BANGING on the table every time I repost NOW because I am on MOBILE and can't use KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS

#diary of a wimpy kid writing #shitpost

pollux1877

Dealer: I got some straight GAS 🔥😛 this strain is called "bloodymary" 😳 you'll be zonked out your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear Grace got Simon out of the blood ocean

My buddy Markiplier pacing: I want to curl up in Ryan Gosling's arms

cosmicnorth

"Your beauty never ever scared me."

🎶 Mary On A Cross - Ghost

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Scrolling tumblr on my kindle fire like the big dumb iPad kid I am

#gay

counter I hardly know how to count

#shitpost #gay

recreationaldivorce

we should bring back she/her as the generic pronoun

recreationaldivorce

im not joking btw im talking about how it used to be pretty common for communist writers to use she/her to refer to a generic worker/person/etc as a #feminist thing. it's more common to use gender-neutral language now but the problem is people are still constantly assuming that the default person is male, even when non-gendered language is used. she/her at least has the effect on the reader of like, giving them a stern look and saying "remember women exist". anyway i want us to bring this back

and before anyone gets silly, no it's not misgendering people who don't use she/her, unless you believe all the cis male writers who did/do this also believe that Everyone On Earth Is A Woman. it's a political writing choice

Thinking about him while watching porn but not in a sexual way just can’t wait until we hangout again

#The eye contact #reminds me of him #I need his big dumb glasdes #Gladded #Gladses #Glasses #fuck

I think they need to make Amazon more scrollable. Let me doomscroll on Amazon. That’s it that’s the post. Thank you everybody and goodnight

#shitpost

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lordworm

Reblog to make it die faster

why do food advertisements always show the food falling from the sky

Like no I don’t want to see my fried chicken recoil just gimmie my damn taco

#I’m looking at you #TacoBell

I feel so alone when I can’t even find online spaces to talk about my special interests with people

#I hate that this post is about #Danny Gonzales #Collins key #Video that has comments turned off

concept

volume bookmarks for when you have the volume just right

#Idea #concept #lol?

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Belly buttons are actually so gross

#Like wdym this is how I survived in the womb #Let me die I don’t want this #Thank god I have an innie #Outies are even grosser #Why are they like that #Ew

MY BONES

MY BOENS ARE GONE

WHERE DJD THEY GO

I feel them slipping aawwy

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