I Dont Know What Im Doing: Guinea Pig Edition

Every day something new happens and I just have to blink twice and move on

We haven’t heard from the devil on my shoulder in so long maybe we should let him speak. I’m sure he has great ideas that will only ever benefit me and those around me.

Sometimes you don’t even go here and you still have a great time playing toys with others

Pancake has learned to move his food bowls towards us when he wants more vegetables and or pellets. This is of course funny in the moment and a good reminder when I forget he has run out but also puzzling because how did he learn that. Who taught you that little one you can’t have possibly known this would work you are lacking in the brain department.

I thought something sensible would be my downfall. Like lace or cabling. No it’s mitered squares that are killing me.

Sometimes I look away for two seconds and miss an explosion ten feet away from me and go back to sailing happily without a clue until later.

I cannot stop you but do not. I can only wish you good luck but stop this now.

They sent me to the pain dimension again.

They’ve changed something I can smell it

My bones why do they hurt