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Donald Trump’s Inauguration Parade Looks to Be Sparsely Attended

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In photos: President Donald Trump’s Inaugural Parade,  The Globe and Mail 

multiple occasions of makeshift ziplining

midair spear-throw so hard it not only hits a thin mast but sticks deep enough for the line to support her entire weight with no problems

pushes over an enormous solid rock statue to get a good jumping-off point

climbs up through a rock passage with no handholds or footholds

smashes a kakamora right into the deck, shattering several planks

climbs the near-vertical entrance to lalotai completely unassisted, beats a demigod with superstrength to the top

climbs up a pretty-much-smooth spine to get out of tamatoa’s cage

climbs tamatoa’s shell, grabs maui’s hook, and gets down and back to maui in seconds, all after running top speed to get him away from maui

and literally any bet i care to make says sailing that canoe is hardcore physically demanding even without trying to dodge a hostile lava monster