Viktør Alexiander

petition for ariana grande to release a studio version of goth rock humble because that’s what the world needs right now

@la-negra-barbuda

vagina? u mean vussy?

This is like when kids play telephone and at the end of the circle we end up with something eerily similar to the original but still awful and bad

The callout culture on this site is way too toxic. Like, honestly, people on here will fabricate some kind of accusation on a person, and then all you gotta do is tell someone on anon that a person is problematic, then they’ll start rehashing and sharing that shit. It’s so horrible, and leads to these witch hunts which can ruin people’s lives. Remember the xkit guy, who, for free, made this site not shit? and then someone said he MIGHT be a pedophile, and then he just kept getting all this hate, and people were dogpiling him, and he quit this site, and development of xkit? that wasn’t that long ago, and now y’all are doing this same shit to thomas sanders, because he’s almost (?) 30, and you think it’s ~creepy~ how he makes videos and vines aimed at a younger audience.  Genuinely, everyone going after thomas sanders, you should be ashamed of yourself. He has done nothing wrong, and when he has, he has apologized, and quickly tried to make it better. There is nothing wrong with this man, and still people are treating him like shit. Like what the fuck?

People who think adults aren’t “allowed” to make any kind of content/entertainment for a younger audience are in for a RUDE ass awakening about their entire childhood.

this just in Mr. Rogers is Problematic

date an enby who grows flowers between their fingers

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

fuck

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

Plants don’t wage war

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

This post did not go where I expected it to.

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

Southern Gothic knows Lovecraft. We have fucking kudzu.

what the shit dude that’s terrifying as fuck damn

napping together is my kind of date