what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors
femininecronominon

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Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way
The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"
I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just donât want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girlsâ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ainât a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw
âYour identity should be so secure that when someone walks away from you they donât take you with them.â
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Been drawing lots of reindeer at work these days
These vocal stims are contagious!
just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with
why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when thereâs ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw
the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT
this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes
1984
Jackbox:
"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"
"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"
Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

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it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.
man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.
I will never understand how normalized it is to put cameras in your home now. I can recognize some scenarios where it makes sense- if I had a stalker for example, but like. It would have to be That Big for me to consider it. People today use it to tell their kids it's time to stop playing video games and do homework like. Like?? I do not understand how you don't understand how harmful it is to raise kids with the sense they're always being watched like why does anyone under normal circumstances invite this into their home
THISSSSS
Bitches will say they want a "fairytale wedding" and then get offended when I show up uninvited and curse their firstborn.
Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

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11/2Â Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.
At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS
The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didnât even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.
We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things âGoofus,â actually.
platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned
Every day on campus