Brujito

I couldn’t keep track of my action figures accessories for the first week, and they managed to not lose the helmet after 1500 years?!

Oh work bitch

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

Fourth: “honey” but like condescendingly

“bitch” but like endearingly

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

There are also extensions you can get to disable JavaScript without having to do this manually!

hey non indians are encouraged to reblog this actually since what the indian government hates most is word of their terrible governing spreading outside of india! 

i’m dropping hints that i’m gay *instigates fight with father*