Woop

Mad max fury snow

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

“Do you think the movie theater employee will check under my hat for soda?”

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

If you suffer from rbf (resting bitch face) you may be entitled to financial compensation

what about resting exhausted face

same thing???

@pictures-of-dogs

You do not recognize the bears in the water 👀

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

doesn’t matter, we already lost

*jumanji drums beating* oh god not again

Sucks for y’all; I’ve seen an immunity post

my resplendent wife just gave birth to a pack of cigarettes

She’s been sleeping with the line cook 👀🫢

Egg

tiorteD ni tihs evah t’naC

You ever thought about how you were walking and it made you look like toddler on ice? Now do that while fighting an army of mutants smh 🙄

Can’t have shit in Detroit