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Far be it from me to shoot guns in my glass house

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tag game ֶָ֢ᐟ — 3 animals that represent you?
⋮ ⌗ ┆ deer, bears and wolves :3
i'm literally so late but
♥︎ ˚˖𓍢ִ໋ sharks, vampire bats and milipedes !
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tigers, peacocks and manta rays!!
I think mine would be deer, bunnies, and birds!!! YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY @averycoolfish @tiramegtoons @escargoonie-goo @darkmedolie
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Hmmmm..
Fox; Curious, resourceful, thieving, skeptical
Common poorwill;
Down to earth(quite literally), smol, shy until their favorite topic pops up.
Snake(in this case King cause I like him enjoy the photos);
Mostly solitary, follows their senses/instincts, silly, likes to feel safe.
@asunder-aim @areindeerlime @weepingmillow @mc-from-hell @juicymagicclown
Cat, Crow, and Octopus :3
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I saw a Mormon Church ad that said if you're struggling with depression, they invite you to join the LDS Church. Now, I don't want to get on too high of a horse, but if you market your religion as something to stop depression (something that can literally be genetic and should only be treated with actual professional help) then you are running a cult.
I HAVE AN IDEA!!
We gatekeep cooking like people gatekeep fandoms
If you don't do every recipe from the dawn of time onward? You didn't do it in the right order. You're not a real cook!
If you don't know the science and history of every single food? You don't know enough about cooking. You're not a real cook!
It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's--
OH MY GOD THEY HIT THE FUCKING TOWERS!!!

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It's funny whenever legislation uses up their sweet time and energy into passing such specific laws. I have to wonder if our legislators are secretly autistic, point to things that mildly bother them, and go "Egads! This has to be a legal matter right now!"
Omni-They: You will outlast every fragile cishet on this planet. You will live to see the end of heterosexuality! Every cis and every hetero will be gone! What will you have after 500 Prides?! Invinciwoke: DEI, Dad. I'd still have DEI. Omni-They: ... Invinciwoke: Dad?
reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
"Put the fries in the bag, m'lord" -medieval servant, probably.
im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
Given that this is a reference to sex scenes, I'm rolling on the floor imagining a sex scene that explains lore.
"UGH UGH!! YEAH!! THE RINGS OF POWER! THREE FOR THE ELVES!! SEVEN FOR THE DWARVES!! NINE FOR HUMANS!! THE ONE RING!! THE ONE RING WAS CREATED BY THE DARK LORD!! FUCK! OH MY GOD!! YES!!"
Favorite part of TADC The Last Act was when Caine said “let them eat amazing digital cake”, before Pomni and the rest of the amazing digital humans brought him to an amazing digital guillotine, followed by Jax saying “Eat the amazing digital rich!” before Caine got his amazing digital head decapitated.

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I loved in TADC The Last Act when Zooble said "We are the Amazing Digital Orgy" and Jax said "Wait! Where's the Amazing Digital Condom??"
We should bring back bone tools. We eat so many animals and just throw away the bones?? You could've made a perfectly good blade outta that. Get your money's worth out of that kitchen knife!
Is it perhaps possible to maybe get an STD from sucking bread sticks too thoroughly
Asking for a friend
Are puns a crime
Yes
No
Babysitting is a surreal experience. This creature is meant to be baby-shaped, why are they no longer baby-shaped?

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The benefits of sleeping with my window open during summer: I can breathe and sleep and not feel ridiculously hot and bothered!
The cons: single creatures with MANY legs in your area
Or worse: creature COUPLES looking for a home in your area
I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your hair was on fire