Grad Blogging: how do I degree?

END OF THE SEMESTER BE LIKE “you have to write 6 papers, work on 5 projects with 5 different groups, draw yourself with coal using your feet, sculpt david bowie’s naked body on a marble stone with a fork, learn how to time travel, bring elvis back to life, give birth to jesus christ, and another extra paper because why not!”

There’s no joy like getting to close all the windows and tabs of research you had open once you’re finally done with a paper.

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

Yes. This is good.

Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.

My thesis, ladies and gents.

My research paper will probably encompass all these terms.

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

society has literally conditioned us to hold our grades as a higher priority than our mental and physical wellbeing and if you dont think thats fucked up i dont know what is

This is genius…

#children heed my advice: never cite wikipedia; cite wikipedia’s sources

I will be in like a month. Plz halp.

I finished in Dec, but I’ll offer any support I can.  I know there were countlesssss people who helped me. For real, that shit is ruff.

Continuing for PhD in a month…

I’m in “ThesisLand” mode until next summer most likely.