Sous d'état

!! ATTENTION ALL SATELLITE STATES !!

ATTENTION COMRADE STATES:

THIS YEAR’S FESTIVE SECULAR LENINIST CELEBRATORY PHOTO WILL TAKE PLACE TODAY AT 3 PM, ALL MEMBERS MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE OR FACE DISCIPLINARY SANCTIONS. SIBERIA IS VERY COLD THIS TIME OF YEAR. SWEATERS WILL ONCE AGAIN BE PROVIDED.

Wow! I didn’t know they had tumblr on Venus.

Yes I am and “German soldier horse aesthetic” is definitely going to be my brand identity from now on.

Prussian isn’t something that happens to you. You gotta go out and seize it, by the throat, like Niederschlesien from those Habsburg curs.

In all seriousness though, that’s a really interesting family history. Have you considered writing it down? Future generations may thank you!

I watch a lot of the anime on Netflix! Next to Hetalia, I’m a big fan of Kill la Kill and Voltron (Voltron is pure and not garbage but I make it so, shame on me, it’s not my fault they made Shiro so shredded).

deep sigh

yes

Probably not on my own accord, sorry!

That’s really sweet anon, thanks!! I’ve definitely met a lot of people interested in the German language and culture during my own experiences, and I’m glad you’ve found that out through tumblr as well!

germany confirmed for being a small child who doesnt know how to appropriate dress themself smh

does that third one have pants under shorts :/

Vodka Bear is eternal, his existence woven into the very fabric of cosmic being

YOO. Yes I am. It’s just a lot has been happening for me this year and I am embarrassingly behind on Hetalia updates (if someone could link me to a blog or main hub where translations are being kept I’d be forever in your debt). 

I’m going to try my hardest to keep souschef active, although it will most likely be during my semester/work breaks. Otherwise I’m pushing 50-60 hour weeks and have very little energy! But I appreciate all the sweet messages and apologize for taking so long to respond.

Also, I’m trying to work on improving the overall quality of my art (ignore the last picture) instead of putting stuff up as much as possible. But we’ll see how it goes.

Most messages I get are great. However, I’m going to piggyback on this topic to ask PLEASE DO NOT SEND REQUESTS RIGHT NOW. I know your ideas are funny and original and creative. THEY ARE!! But I just can’t do it and when I keep getting requests that I can’t fill, it makes me sad and creates this whole obnoxious cycle of self-loathing and then I avoid logging on here. I’m just weird like that. So please please please no requests. I’m not even that good at drawing guys. Ask someone better!

ATTENTION COMRADE

ANNUAL GOODWILL LENINIST GREETING CARD PHOTO OF THIS YEAR WILL BE TAKING PLACE TODAY EVENING AT 20:00. ALL MEMBER STATE ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEND. EXCUSE IN LIKE OF “I’M HUNGOVER” AND “MY TRABANT RAN OFF A BRIDGE” WILL NOT BE TOLERATED (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).