gracewentham

if they made jurassic park i would go but really early in the morning and only spend a half day there so i'm already omw home by the time the dinosaurs break out

as a society we do not talk about the funniest line in all of literature, in trials of apollo when meg mccaffery, daughter of demeter, is being claimed at camp halfblood, and a sickle, the symbol of her mother, appears over her head, and some kid yells "SHE'S A COMMUNIST?!!!!!!!!!!!"

my favourite thing about apollo is that, even in life and death situations, he'll still say shit like, 'his chin was so weak I was tempted to create a gofundme campaign to buy him a better jaw.' about the guy trying to kill him. this dork is so petty and I love him for it