hi

its kind of wild how you meet people and then like a month passes and they're your friends. literally how did that happen. i feel like ive known you forever but there was a time where you had to ask me my name

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

and i'm not even living la vida loca

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

Persona by Aoife Josie Clements

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

i find it insanely sad that people use chatgpt as a therapist and a friend and i dont mean sad in the condescending or mocking way. it is harrowingly depressing for real