What about...

it's not you it's my anxiety

You kinda have to just be insane. And keep doing that forever

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

Omg I took the Covid vaccine and now my dick looks bigger?? Anybody else experience this?

I'm a healthcare worker and getting the vaccine gave me D cups

my ass is huge after the second dose

Ok but this is the sensible way to frame public policy. Those who have done their part for society get to participate in it once again, while those who refuse to do their civic duty are just facing the consequences of their actions. If you don't want the vaccine, you don't get to make it everyone else's problem. It's great!

Claiming to be an empath is a red flag lol

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to