Beyond the Withering Look

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

can things stop happening for a while? in general

i keep thinking about this silly scenario of charles getting sent out to look for arthur when he's been away from camp for a while, & when he tracks arthur down, he doesn't instantly greet him, but he decides to watch him from afar & see what he's doing & instead of expected outlaw activities, charles sees arthur ride his horse around fields of grass and forests observing animals, picking flowers & herbs, fishing, drawing, & i like to think that that this is when charles starts thinking about arthur with even more fondness than before, seeing this sort of soft side of him, i dunno i'm feeling insane i dunno anything about anything

SHIRTLESS CHARLES SMITH COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU. HES SO DELICIOUS OMFG. ARTHUR YOU GREEDY BASTARD.

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving