DOING NOTHING

u play urself every time u think men cant disappoint u more than they already have

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

This makes a lot more sense

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

Current mood: 🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🍁🍁🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🍂🍂🍁🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🍂🍂🍁🍁🎃🍂🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🍁🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍁🍂🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🎃🍂🍂🍁🍁🎃🎃🎃🍁🎃🍂🍂

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”