the lonely radio host

i know she made that house tour song for real estate agents to lipsync on social media but i do like singing the notes for FIRST, SECOND, THIRD FLOOR

going into my sixth year of living in a dinky studio apartment in a crumbling 100+ yo building amid what i can only describe as the rise of technofascism really has me feeling like bruce willis in the fifth element

the secret to an authentic vintage look is slightly bad hair and cakey makeup. you heard it here first

one time i saw a little boy walking with his friend and presumably his father out of marshalls as i was going in, and as we passed each other i hear the kid tell his friend "hey. hey. sometimes, i make noises just for fun. wanna hear?" and THAT is friendship if u ask me. dear friend im gonna make some noises are you down to lend me your ear