the lonely radio host

if movies from the 30s and 40s have taught me anything it's that being a nightclub singer was the #1 bad bitch job back in the day

shitting on your period is too much! here i am just heading to the bathroom and in a matter of seconds im tasked with cleaning up a crime scene's worth of human matter that most people avoid, and I cant leave the bathroom without doing so because it's actually all over me

no word i love like "countryman" such a fun one to use. my countryman! your countrymen!

i have only sort of told my parents about my car search but ive told my bf and my cousins husband (sort of like a brother in law to me) a lot more and they are both making me miserable w the blah blah maintenance blah blah long term investment bitch i might get nuked tomorrow who knows! lol i need to hear the facts but it's annoying. like just have fun for once in your life we aren't here for long

my car ive had for the last 10 years was totaled by an elderly man 2 weeks ago and now that ive gone thru the hassle of handing it over to the junkyard and also crying bc i lost my car im looking for a new one... and EVERYONE is trying to convince me not to buy the car i want. like i just lost my carrrrr im not gonna replace it with just anything especially if i have to pay insurance and taxes on it imagine youre paying out the wazoo on a fucking lame ass car! i do not want to do that. if im paying for my own car it has to be cool