gone fishin'

hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.