morbol seedling haven

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

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posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

they don't really warn you about this, but at a very advanced level of feminism/sex positivity, you fully lose the ability to clock a whole category of insults