morbol seedling haven

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Show daddy that nice picture again

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

heartbreaking and all too common experience: clicking on the op of a nice piece of art to check out their stuff and finding out that their primary creative outlet is minecraft youtuber fanart

the rest of us have no way of knowing that on sight so you're the trans pride peter griffin icon guy now unfortunately. sorry.

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

Hello, Tumblr user. Here's a non-binary character who uses they/them. Their ASAB isn't relevant at all for the story and everyone regardless of relationship uses they/them for them and they're trans. Your challenge will be to not try to sniff out their ASAB. Go---- oh you're already telling other people who don't agree with you they're wrong and bigoted for hcing it different from you. Okay.

there was a guy who started engraving random fake history facts on marble plaques and hung them around a small italian town just to prove that people would believe most things if they look official enough and some of them are about some pope visiting or monet painting a church or whatever. but my favourite just says ‘pasolini watched the godfather in this cinema in 1973 and didn’t pay the ticket’ like okayyy hater

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life